{"product_id":"orange-you-glad-i-didnt-say-banana-9oz-soy-candle-ready-to-gift-box-card-included","title":"Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana - 9oz Soy Candle - Ready to Gift (Box \u0026 Card included)","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"207\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"205\"\u003eOrange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"263\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eSmells Like: You’re Still Laughing at Your Own Joke\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eKnock knock.\u003cbr data-start=\"277\" data-end=\"280\"\u003eYou already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eBright, juicy orange hits first — fresh, citrusy, impossible to ignore — followed by a subtle kick of chili pepper that sneaks in like the punchline you refuse to let go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eIt’s playful. It’s bold. It’s slightly spicy… just like your humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"554\"\u003eLight it when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"580\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"580\"\u003eYou commit to the bit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"618\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eYou laugh before anyone else does\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"658\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eThe room needs a little personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"702\"\u003eOr you love citrus with unexpected heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"734\"\u003eNo regrets.\u003cbr data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eJust commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"764\"\u003e🍊 The Scent Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"848\"\u003eBright orange + a hint of chili pepper heat.\u003cbr data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eFresh, zesty, and confidently spicy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"883\"\u003e🎁 Comes Ready to Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eEach candle is packaged in a gift box and includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003eA blank greeting card + envelope (since you probably forgot that part)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003eA match strike\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003eA candle care card (just in case you don’t know how to use a candle)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003eAll you have to do is take credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003e✨ The Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1295\"\u003e• 9 oz soy wax candle\u003cbr data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003e• 45+ hour burn time\u003cbr data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003e• Clean-burning cotton wick\u003cbr data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003e• Hand-poured in Kalamazoo, MI\u003cbr data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1273\"\u003e• Glass jar with wood lid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1319\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBanana.\u003cbr data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003eHad to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Honest Burn","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53265148805488,"sku":"5326514880","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/0972\/3760\/files\/PXL_20260215_132646447.jpg?v=1771325657","url":"https:\/\/www.honestburn.com\/products\/orange-you-glad-i-didnt-say-banana-9oz-soy-candle-ready-to-gift-box-card-included","provider":"Honest Burn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}