Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana - 9oz Soy Candle - Ready to Gift (Box & Card included)

Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana

Smells Like: You’re Still Laughing at Your Own Joke

Knock knock.
You already know.

Bright, juicy orange hits first — fresh, citrusy, impossible to ignore — followed by a subtle kick of chili pepper that sneaks in like the punchline you refuse to let go.

It’s playful. It’s bold. It’s slightly spicy… just like your humor.

Light it when:

• You commit to the bit

• You laugh before anyone else does

• The room needs a little personality

• Or you love citrus with unexpected heat

No regrets.
Just commitment.

🍊 The Scent Vibe

Bright orange + a hint of chili pepper heat.
Fresh, zesty, and confidently spicy.

🎁 Comes Ready to Gift

Each candle is packaged in a gift box and includes:

• A blank greeting card + envelope (since you probably forgot that part)

• A match strike

• A candle care card (just in case you don’t know how to use a candle)

All you have to do is take credit.

✨ The Details

• 9 oz soy wax candle
• 45+ hour burn time
• Clean-burning cotton wick
• Hand-poured in Kalamazoo, MI
• Glass jar with wood lid

Banana.
Had to.