Because Therapy is Expensive - 9oz Soy Candle - Ready to Gift (Box & Card Included)

Because Therapy Is Expensive

Smells Like: Avoidance, But Make It Cozy

We’re working on it.
Just not today.

Rich coffee meets smooth vanilla in a warm, comforting blend that feels like journaling… but with less effort. It’s bold enough to wake you up and sweet enough to let you off the hook.

It smells like:
“I’ll process that later.”

Light it when:

• You need comfort without confrontation

• You’re choosing caffeine over coping skills

• The vibes need stabilizing

• Or you just love a cozy, café-style scent

It’s not healing.
But it’s warm.

☕ The Scent Vibe

Bold coffee + creamy vanilla.
Warm, comforting, and emotionally adjacent.

🎁 Comes Ready to Gift

Each candle is packaged in a gift box and includes:

• A blank greeting card + envelope (since you probably forgot that part)

• A match strike

• A candle care card (just in case you don’t know how to use a candle)

All you have to do is take credit.

✨ The Details

• 9 oz soy wax candle
• 45+ hour burn time
• Clean-burning cotton wick
• Hand-poured in Kalamazoo, MI
• Glass jar with wood lid

Sip it.
Light it.
We’ll unpack it later.